from the back of the cosmic junk drawer
Monday, November 20, 2006
 
Its a Charlie Brown Thangsgiving. Maaaannnn, everytime I see this special it just takes me back to simpler times. Sharing pumpkin pie with Snoopy and Woodstock. Goood times. I never had to worry about getting a good napping spot or if just bringing cranberries equals taking 6 pounds of leftovers home. Have you ever noticed noone ever worries if they got any mashed potatos leftovers? I think its cause when noones around, gravy goes with everything. Cool! A brand spanking new Charlie brown special just came on. "He's a bully Charlie Brown". Damn, charlie Brown got tough. Go get em, Chuck! Gotta watch this, hold on. Hey, I'm gonna try one of these newfangled paragraph breaks all the cool kids are doing nowadays.

Ha, "the bachelor" is on. Its amazing how fast some women will fight over and say they love a guy with a castle. Cool.

Tortilla chips sure are delicious.

I prefer disposable razors to electric ones, but will still use an electric one in a pinch.

I borrowed one of those squeegees for windows like they have at the gas station. Its works really great for house windows! I dont know why people bitch about doing windows! That reminds me. I should really bring that back to the gas station.

Quitting smoking is hard. Dont do it kids! (I should practice my public service announcement in case anything comes from that whole gas station thing.) I have been a non smoker for over a month and a half so far! It reeeaaally sucks. I still miss it quite a bit sometimes, but it is a lot easier now. And I do feel awesome.

Have you seen that new Burger King commercial where the parents are whining to the kid to pleeeeeeeeeaaaaase bring them to Burger King? Its freaking hilarious!

Man, I am really digging this paragraph break thing! Makes me look like I wrote a book or something. In fact, I am really going to have to start talking like this. Ha!

I bid you Good day!
 
Comments:
You already do talk like that.
 
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